- 2nd
- 01:05 am
Feudal Europe is so last month.
01:54 pmThat was definitely a premeditated act.
- 3rd
- 02:11 pm
They couldn't have just said, "Hey, we'd like some Hydrogen"?
11:47 pm(no subject)
- 4th
- 10:11 am
Today is a good day to rob 7-11.
- 5th
- 09:08 pm
Getting shot with rock salt won't kill you, but it sure will hurt like hell.
- 6th
- 01:01 pm
I totally don't have a witty title today. :D;
- 7th
- 10:00 pm
How cool would it be to be a Jedi? A BLUE JEDI?
- 9th
- 03:38 pm
Okay, so apparently I did have a lot to say...
- 10th
- 01:41 pm
...
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- 12th
- 12:28 pm
Ah, yes, I completely understand your position... request denied.
03:35 pmBiotech FTW!
- 13th
- 11:26 am
Today is gonna be a great day!
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- 14th
- 12:46 pm
:D
- 15th
- 07:01 pm
You've got a real future as a personal nagivation device.
- 16th
- 11:25 am
"Does your nose hurt?" "Only when I breathe."
- 18th
- 01:25 am
Who steals an old man's home? Who does that?
11:13 amI guess my dreams must have faded into sepia tones along the way.
- 20th
- 02:52 pm
I think I'll go drown my sorrows in french fries.
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- 23rd
- 12:24 am
It's beyond awesome! It's BE-AWESOME!
- 24th
- 01:58 am
"Sir, you're interrupting my killing spree."
02:49 pmWe have achieved coffee.
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- 25th
- 12:37 am
(no subject)
- 26th
- 10:46 pm
I'm sorry, all my traps are platypus-sized.
11:49 pmWe are not stealthy.
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