- 2nd
- 06:17 pm
Arthur is a good person and he doesn't like dead people.
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- 4th
- 03:15 pm
I'll be an evil genius for good!
- 5th
- 11:29 am
Paris is on sale! (Interpret at will.)
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- 6th
- 01:59 pm
@travelagent(Enjoy your Trip!)
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- 7th
- 08:24 pm
I don't know what it said on your invitation, but mine said "celebration".
- 8th
- 11:52 pm
Gravity is a harsh mistress.
- 9th
- 09:50 pm
Warp Speed FTW!
- 12th
- 04:08 pm
He's 13 miles crazier than me!
- 13th
- 01:37 pm
Have you seen my lizard? His name is Tom.
- 14th
- 12:13 pm
I have smitten thee say what now?
- 16th
- 04:10 pm
Come on, you can build a spectrometer using a photometric plate and a self-sealing stem bolt.
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- 18th
- 10:26 pm
"I fear that my hair isn't as fantastic as Morgana's."
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- 20th
- 12:32 am
Can you just *69 reality for a second?
- 23rd
- 11:52 am
Bandages are much more effective when worn under your clothes.
- 24th
- 09:29 pm
It's well-documented that dancing is a known carcinogen.
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- 27th
- 12:52 am
"Thingie will not do, soldier."
10:56 pmBecause getting gored by a mythical beast was an awesome plan.
- 29th
- 04:35 pm
You do realize you're talking to a PEZ dispenser, right?
- 30th
- 11:29 am
It's a little hard to suffer in silence if there's no silence.