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D: I want stuff.

This is back in stock at Thinkgeek. I was considering getting it, but I think I might not in lieu of the fact that OMG I WANT this. :O I was just wishing I had more track jackets. And that one's kind of awesomely on sale. But I have no idea what size I need. I mean... XS? It looks like a boys' jacket... ::dies:: Maybe if I have to go to JoAnns tomorrow anyway for Skuld fabric I can swing by the mall and see if, against all odds, they have one in the store. >>; They probably don't, though...

Actually, probably the saddest thing is the fact that I actually went to Hottopic.com looking for wristbands so I could be awesome like our good friend Captain Jack. Who needs an icon as soon as I get around to making one. XD



Okay, so. Martha is not so bad (yet?). I will try to point out only the horribly glaring problem with Smith & Jones being the fact that X-ray machines can't fry anybody (especially not if you're still reading the user's manual) and I really don't think you can get an MRI up to 50,000 Tesla, let alone fry the Earth's from the moon anybody's brain stem with it. ALSO. Martha, dear, if you saw the woman plug in the machine to turn it on, don't you MAYBE think you might want to... oh, I don't know. UNPLUG IT to turn it off? ::headdesk:: Buuut that's okay. I suppose you were too busy giving the dear Doctor CPR. That mouth-to-mouth is really important. (... By the way. Did he... have a plan? I mean, he knew he was going to end up dead, right? Did he bank on Martha resuscitating him? I mean... he must've, right? >>)

Also? I don't think Shakespeare was... that. ::dies:: With the feathered, highlighted hair and the black clothes and the... ahaha. Riiiight, guys. XD ANYWAY. That was a decent episode, even if Shakespeare was kinda sketchy. And seriously. Martha saved the day with expelliarmus. HOW CAN THAT BE BAD? XDDDDD If that's not made of win then nothing in this universe is.

So. TORCHWOOD. XD It really is kind of... X-Files on crack. With more main characters. But I could see Gwen being kind of Scully, and Jack being... kind of Mulder on steroids. XD Well. If Mulder had all the answers, I suppose. Anyway. It's... yeah, have I mentioned it's on crack? But it's fun crack. Where they don't try to explain anything and I like it better that way. It's... well, it's nothing if not enjoyable. Given that you ignore all the sex in the second episode. And that they apparently reset after that Cyberwoman episode.

... I can kinda see something starting with him and Gwen, though. And it's kind of cute, but there's her boyfriend. Um. I like him too. ;_; This can't end well. Really. Though I worry already, since Torchwood kinda seems to eat your life and the only one aside from Gwen who had a significant other would be Ianto, and... well. That went downhill real fast. XD; But I swear he was about to start blushing like a schoolgirl when Gwen kissed him in the second episode.

And what's this about Jack snogs bringing people back to life WTF? XD Ah, Jack. You win.



And. Speaking of our friend Jack. HOLY HELL. What does that man eat? God, we mere mortals can only aspire to look that hot when we're 42. XD Same with Sarah Jane. THOSE BRITS. They have found the Fountain of Youth, I tell you.

And we can't forget, barbecue sauce will solve all our problems. Really. XD ::diiies:: Well I suppose you need a pterodactyl too, but that's not a problem, right?


ETA: I just talked my dad into watching some Torchwood, if he ever finds his copy. Apparently his brother burned it for him. I warned him about the second and fourth episodes though. Win. XD

Wow. Striking disease... strikes again. Haha. Oops. ^^;