- 2nd
- 02:18 pm
All your battlesuit are belong to me!
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- 5th
- 01:06 am
Sorry, that's not on my menu of doom!
10:21 pmDo I look like I speak monster-ese?
11:26 pmSkedaddle? Spiffy? Dude, do you even speak English?
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- 7th
- 01:04 am
He's not very DNAlien-y, is he?
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01:33 pmWill do astronomy for gold-pressed latinum.
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- 10th
- 12:58 am
Another success for my unified pie theory.
10:35 pmI'm keeping my sexy businesswoman shoes.
- 13th
- 01:15 am
Are these garments for a man or a woman? They're pink!
10:59 pmNo! Not the Cox commercial again!
- 16th
- 10:46 am
I do not have a witty title. D:
- 17th
- 12:22 am
I call him Monday because it's like a twisted, wrong version of Saturday.
01:20 pmWe have mini marshmallows?
- 20th
- 12:42 am
I too feel a certain element of kabob-ism.
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11:59 pmAre there people who don't use the word iterate in everyday speech? I guess there must be...
- 24th
- 02:31 pm
If your kids are prone to death, then you keep a couple spare clones in the closet.
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09:05 pmD:
- 27th
- 02:02 am
Killing someone you brought to life out of a trading card still constitutes murder.
03:28 pmAt least let me pretend it's IDL's fault!
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- 29th
- 12:51 am
"He wished me luck, and then he jumped out the window." "With your pants?"
- 30th
- 02:26 am
Man, I forget all the awesome quotes from NGN by the time I get home.