Have you seen my lizard? His name is Tom.

From this article:

If you could put an animal in a time machine and send it back to live in the distant past, would its DNA evolve in reverse, returning to the genetic code of its ancestors?

I don't know about that, but I do know that if you put Tom Paris in a shuttlecraft and let him go Warp 10, his DNA will "evolve" into that of a lizard!

Actually, I had to read that first line about three times to figure out what they meant. There must be an easier way to get that across... >>;